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Paris Plans to Wed

Here we go again… I’ll say this for Paris Hilton, she might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she certainly gets props for possessing sheer determination when it comes to finding… a husband. She’s been in love before. In fact, she’s even been officially engaged to someone who could actually afford to keep her happy. Unfortunately, true love has evaded the poor little rich girl–until now. According to the highlighted blonde drama queen, she has found the man she plans to marry (I know, I know, you’ve heard this before, but stick with me). Hilton recently revealed … Continue reading →

Paris Ditches Benji

You didn’t really think those two would make it down the aisle, did you? I’ll admit; the way they constantly spoke of getting hitched and procreating, there was a moment there where I thought Paris Hilton had actually found her soul mate in rocker Benji Madden. But, then my cold medicine wore off and I figured this day would come sooner than later. According to news reports, after nine months joined at the hip (and lips) the 27-year-old hotel heiress gave her heavily tattooed boy toy the boot. “She is saddened by the breakup but they’re just too different and … Continue reading →

Paris Wants a Baby

And I want a new car. So the stage is set. Who will get her prize first? Sadly, it looks as though the odds are in Paris Hilton’s favor. After all, this is a girl who doesn’t take kindly to the word “no” and does worse when confronted with situations that don’t go her way. Remember when a judge had the audacity to send her back to jail? So yesterday the socialite set a baby deadline for herself. According to the 27-year-old hotel heiress she wants to start a family with her boyfriend of three months Benji Madden in 2009. … Continue reading →

Pop Culture Potpourri—-Paris Pouts and Fraser’s Marriage Fizzles

When Paris Hilton was released from jail earlier this year she vowed to rededicate her life to help those in need. How charitable. But, now the 26-year-old socialite’s philanthropic posturing is really being put to the test—-courtesy of her grandfather. Hilton’s 80-year-old grandpa Barron Hilton (whose father was the original founder of the hotel chain that bears the family name) just announced he plans to donate 97 percent of his fortune to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. The charity aids the homeless, helps provide safe water in developing countries, and assists other worthy causes around the world. So what does … Continue reading →

Oh Geez! Announce It Already!

I’m all for respecting the privacy of celebrities (to an extent), but I think, at this point, the world is tiring of Jennifer Lopez’s attempts to dodge pregnancy rumors. For those of you who don’t read the newspaper, watch TV, listen to the radio, or read this blog, the award-winning singer is reportedly four months pregnant with twins. AND she is in the middle of a huge media tour to promote her new album and current concert tour. As such Lopez is making the rounds on a number of talk shows and other entertainment news shows. However, she has reportedly … Continue reading →

Paris Hilton Receives Royal Treatment In Jail

Just when you thought the Pop Culture blog had become a Paris-free zone-—BAM-—the celebutante strikes again. The hotel heiress is making headlines again, though this time it’s not for shenanigans that took place outside of her jailhouse cell, but rather what occurred when the party princess was behind bars. According to news reports, the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department has opened an investigation into allegations that the 26-year-old millionairess received special treatment during her 23 days in jail for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. What? Paris Hilton received star treatment behind bars? Come on… In all seriousness, according … Continue reading →

Paris Back To Her Partying Ways

Well, that didn’t take long. Just days after her release from jail, Paris Hilton has returned to her old stomping grounds. According to PEOPLE magazine, the 26-year-old socialite recently hit the L.A. hotspot Les Deux for a girls’ night out. Members of the paparazzi shot the heiress entering the club a little before midnight with a group of gal pals, including her sister Nicky and music producer David Foster’s daughter, Erin. Oh, and did I mention the millionairess brought along her two beefy bodyguards who struggled to keep other club patrons from snapping pictures of her. “Paris was super happy … Continue reading →

Hilton’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure

Just when I thought I had written my last Paris Hilton blog (hold your applause) I get word that the world has stopped revolving and people have actually gone mad… all because of Paris Hilton… or at least Paris Hilton’s trash. Allow me to explain. A while back a couple of jokesters from the website HollywoodTrash.com rummaged through the hotel heiress’ trash and placed their finds on eBay. Some of the items that were recovered from the socialite’s garbage include a used toothbrush, an autographed postcard and a fan letter to the reality TV star. All of the aforementioned items … Continue reading →

The Post Mortem On Paris’ Interview

Did you happen to catch Paris Hilton’s first words as a free woman? I saw bits of pieces of her taped piece while I was getting my daughter ready for bed. The CNN interview (her first broadcast interview since leaving jail Tuesday) was conducted by Larry King and was just as I figured it would be—filled with awkward pauses as the heir-head–I mean heiress–collected her thoughts and tried to put them into words. If you missed the interview, which detailed the socialite’s 23 days behind bars here’s a sampling of what you would have heard: According to Paris, being locked … Continue reading →

Paris Postscript

Well, you didn’t expect her to go on Larry King looking like she just spent 23 in jail did you? Oh wait. That is the reason Paris Hilton is appearing on the CNN show tonight. It’s been more than 24 hours since the hotel heiress strutted out of the Century Regional Detention Facility wearing tight jeans and $300 stilettos. Twenty-four hours later and any hope that the party princess had a major ego adjustment as a result of her time behind bars seems to be fading. The first sign that the celebutante’s stay in the slammer hasn’t readjusted her priorities—the … Continue reading →