Hilton Out Of Jailby Michele Cheplic | More from this Blogger 07 Jun 2007 09:03 AM The non-stop twists and turns associated with Paris Hilton's probation violation case are enough to make anyone dizzy... or nauseated. Hmmm... nausea... I wonder if that is the "undisclosed medical condition" that got the hotel heiress sprung from her jail cell after serving just three days behind bars? For those of you out of the loop, the 26-year-old jailbird is free to fly around her own home now that she has been fitted with an electronic monitoring device and released... I mean... reassigned to house arrest. "She was not released, she was reassigned," a Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesperson said at a press conference earlier today. The spokesperson was tight lipped about the details of Hilton's "reassignment," but did reveal that the decision to let her out of jail was made after "extensive consultation" with medical personnel. The blonde socialite was reportedly released shortly after midnight on Thursday and will spend the next 40 days confined to her home wearing an ankle bracelet with a range of 3,000-4,000 square feet. (Wonder what that means for an heiress who lives in a 10,000-sqaure foot mansion?) As for what implications Hilton's "reassignment" has on the sheriff's department (basically the stigma that it is notoriously soft on the celebrity inmates) the department's spokesperson told news reporters: "It doesn't matter how we look, really. We just hopefully do our job and do it professionally, with a sense of humanity." "Sense of humanity"... an interesting choice of words considering that PEOPLE magazine just published an article about Hilton's time behind bars, which quoted sources that said: "Paris cries all day. She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights." Perhaps the "sense of humanity" the sheriff's spokesperson was referring to was for the other inmates... or perhaps the jail staff who had to listen to the party princess' whines. So what did Hilton have to cry about (besides being in isolation for 23 of the 24 hours of the day and having no access to her beloved BlackBerry)? Apparently, the reality TV star didn't take well to her jail diet, which consisted of franks and beans, bologna sandwiches and chocolate-chip cookies. Oh, the humanity... Related Articles: Star Updates: Paris the Potter and Princely Perfume Drama Queen Lives Up To Her Name Moving From Denial To Acceptance
Learn more about Michele Cheplic  Michele Cheplic was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii, but now lives in Wisconsin. Michele graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison with a degree in Journalism. Relevantpopular culture tags User Comments  Libby Pelham (12876) 07 Jun 2007 12:29 PMOh wow, the justice system really taught her a lesson, huh? I bet it is at least another week before she breaks the law again (and yes, I know she's supposed to be home for the next 40, but I really don't see that happening either).  Tristi Pinkston (10839) 07 Jun 2007 05:22 PMThat's just wrong. I'm so sick and tired of celebrities thinking they can do whatever they want to, and then not getting punished for it because they're famous. I think that the judges should make sure not to let them off, because they're so much in the public eye, and our kids need to understand that there are consequences to actions.  Michele Cheplic (37339) 08 Jun 2007 05:43 PMThat didn't take long did it? Thanks for the comments ladies. Community Tags celebrities in jail, jail, jail release, Paris Hilton Discuss this article
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