Dumbest Celebrity Quotes...Ever!

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28 Mar 2008 07:45 AM

As you probably can tell, I love celebrities. In my mind, they are superhuman. They wake up looking beautiful (yes, deep down I know they wake up looking shabby just like I do), they are always taller than they really are, and they are always intelligent. Well, that is until they open their mouths.

Here are a few of the dumbest quotes ever uttered out of a celeb mouth:

Blondes will be blondes, even if they are fake:

Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas place, like Canada"

Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea."

Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."

Kimberly Stewart (when talking about Jennifer Aniston) - "I like her cuz she's like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it's not like she's gorgeous or anything."

Christina Aguilera - "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

We elected these guys?

Former President Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy."

President George W. Bush - "I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be-hold hands." (on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process)

CA Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger - "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

Former Vice President Dan Quayle - "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

Former President Dwight Eisenhower - "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."

D.C. Mayor Marion Berry - "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Non-blonde male celebrities:

Joaquin Phoenix - "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain."

R. Kelly - "All of the sudden, you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."

Sylvester Stallone - "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

From Sports Stars:

Shaquille O'Neal - "I can't really remember any of the names of the clubs that we went to." (after being asked if he had visited the Parthenon while in Greece)

Jason Kidd - "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." (talking about the Dallas Mavericks)

Mickey Rivers - "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."

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Libby Pelham is a work-at-home mom located in Jacksonville, NC. She has a beautiful little boy, Will, born in July of 2004.

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